stashyourstache:

We thought we’d make our first post on “stash your stache” one that really speaks to our mission as a whole. Please follow us as we take you down a journey of discomfort, unease, and skin-crawling disgust. 

If you look at the picture on the left, you will surely assume this man owns a failing neighborhood pizza restaurant. Possibly he’s just fallen on bad times, but you know you’d never want to get stuck Luigi’s Pizzaria with this guy alone at night. 

The guy on the right makes us blush a little, why? Pure sex appeal. He’s got just the right amount of scruff that it makes you want to rub your face in it. Whatever happens, I just hope I have the chance to introduce him to my parents.